Hello
Time for a new update. So many things to talk about. It has been an extremely productive month in our little beat kingdom known as Central New York.
First off, on April 20, the Oswego High School population witnessed one of the greatest moments in all of history. The Beat People demolished everyone at our High Schools battle of the bands. Not only, did we destroy the competition, but several people even left during our set citing that we were obnoxious. It was awesome. One of our greatest performances ever.
But, the pleasure would not stop for that weekend.
On April 22, Droo Monotone, Bobby Inevitable, and I got a chance to meet one of the greatest bands in rock and roll history (besides us), Sonic Youth. Before the show, we got the chance to conduct an interview with them for our TV Station. They were awesome. Even cooler in real life. After spending 20 of the greatest moments of my life with them, the Student Union Bitches, had us thrown out- much too the dismay of the band. But it was worth it. After we made it back into the building, the show was just about ready to start. It was general admission, but you could still see everything fine. The first band, Yo La Tengo was really good. But, no band could top the show that Sonic Youth gave. Oh my god! It was excellent.
So after seeing on of my favorite bands of all time, the Beat People had a bit of a set back. We were booted off another show at the college. The evil entity known as Holly felt we were a little too obnoxious for her sophisticated college intellect, so she decided to remove us from the show. So please feel free to boycott their assy show at the college. Or even feel more free to show up at the show, and show Holly and the college cool kids what obnoxious is really like. The person who causes the most trouble at their show wins a free Beat People Outfit. Good Luck. Beat People Number 1!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.- Stay tuned to learn about a secret that might alter the BEAT PEOPLE forever. We promise to inform the Beat Army first, so be sure to join up and get knowledge first before all your friends find out. Oh and be sure to horde that knowledge over them so they hate you.
Hello.
We are back. Sorry for our absenteeism, many things have been going on in our lives. But, we are back, and worser than EVER!!! Since you guys last heard of us, we were finishing up the Beat People tour of the world in Oswego. It was the most successful tour worldwide, according to We Are a Bunch of Idiots Magazine. So that was excellent to hear. Unfortunately, since the end of that tour, we have all have been very busy. Busy as little bees.
Bobby Inevitable has been seeing his fair share of the limelight, since the Beat People hiatus. Besides being in the Beat People, he has also continued his work with his international spy/terrorist faction. They are responsible for over three hundred thousand kills worldwide. But, their specialty is rigging elections. You probably have heard of them, but you just didnt know it. This is top secret so shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, remember that senior class president election last year in Oswego High School. Anyway in addition to international terrorism/stupidity he has been working hard with is other band Idiot Box. They rock.
As for Benefits (Benny) Beat-It, he has been doing many things as well. Besides watching over 130 hours of TV a week, he has been working, although quite unsuccessfully, on a side project band of his own. I cannot divulge what is evolved completely; I will tell you it involves elephant bones, a banjo, seven midget ninjas, farting and lots of fire. More to come on this side project, as it develops.
Well, as for me Justin Sophisticated, I suppose Ive been busy too. What with secretly running this and several other countries, and all I havent had time for much else. But, when I DO get some free time, I like to spend it with my own musical side project. We dont have an official name yet, but trust me WE RULE.
So now that you have been brought up to speed almost everything on this site has been updated. Be sure to check out the Pictures page, and sign the Painbook. Talk to you soon. Beat People NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!
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