Daily Rant #6

It is offical. We have, as a band, assembled the first complete First ladies of the Beat Army. That was supposed to go up on Valentine's Day, but I forgot. Anyway, "I am the Eggman, We are the Eggmen, Coo-Coo-Ca-Chew." Frankly I think this is the most intellegente thing ever said. There, now you know.


Daily Rant #5

I see myself sitting in a car with a trailer hitch lugging a U-Hual up and down the East Coast... oh wait it was just gas.

Daily Rant #4

Gobble Gobble Bah!!!! I kill your fucking head off!!! John Malkovich is pseudocrosseyed genius!!!!!! what is with big mouth cans???!!! huh??!!!...that my friend is a rant

Daily Rant #3

Eat Me... there that's ranting for you.
i smell like ben: make a note that you were informed that Barbara Walters can, and i quote, "take a piece"

Daily Rant #2

The page in continuing to grow. Theres more to come. Thanks to everyone who has joined our fanclub The Beat Army.
Also, please take notice of our newest feature The Beat People Guestbook. As always, there's more to come in the future. Beat Poeple Number 1!!!!!!!

Daily Rant #1

Hello, and welcome to the Beat People Homepage. Just to start off I would like to say to everyone that we are the greatest band in the universe. Secondly we are just getting started, so please bear with us as this webpage becomes more complete. Thanks a lot, beat people number 1!!!