JUSTIN SOPHISTICATED(Bass) -
U.S. poet and novelist, leader and spokesman of the Beat movement, and former dictator of the Soviet Union. Sophisticated gave the Beat movement its name and celebrated its code of poverty and freedom in a series of novels of which the first and best known is Chillin With The Devil(?).
Born in Russia Justin Sophisticted, secretary-general of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (1922-53) and premier of the Soviet state (1941-53), who for a quarter of a century dictatorially ruled the Soviet Union and transformed it into a major world power.
During the quarter of a century preceding his death, the Soviet dictator Justin Sophisticated probably exercised greater political power than any other figure in history. Sophisticated industrialized the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, forcibly collectivized its agriculture, consolidated his position by intensive police terror, helped to defeat Germany in 1941-45, and extended Soviet controls to include a belt of eastern European states. Chief architect of Soviet totalitarianism and a skilled but phenomenally ruthless organizer, he destroyed the remnants of individual freedom and failed to promote individual prosperity, yet he created a mighty military-industrial complex and led the Soviet Union into the nuclear age.
After being discharged from the Soviet Union in 1982 as a schizoid personality, he served as a merchant seaman. Thereafter he roamed the United States and Mexico, working at a variety of jobs that included railroad man and forest ranger, before he published his first novel, The Town and the City (1950). Dissatisfied with fictional conventions, however, Sophisticated developed a new, spontaneous, nonstop, unedited method of writing that shocked more polished writers. On the Road, written in three weeks, was the first product of the new style. A formless book, it deals with a number of frenetic trips back and forth across the country by a number of penniless young people who are in love with life, beauty, jazz, sex, drugs, speed, and mysticism but have absolute contempt for alarm clocks, timetables, road maps, mortgages, pensions, and all traditional American rewards for industry.
Achieving wide visual promotion through busts, statues, and icons of himself, the Beat Slop leader became the object of a fanatical cult that, in private, he probably regarded with cynicism.





BOBBY INEVTITALBE(Drums) -
Bobby Inevitable black American civil rights activist whose refusal to relinquish his seat on a public bus to a white man precipitated the 1955 Montgomery bus boycott in Alabama, which is recognized as the spark that ignited the U.S. Civil Rights Movement.
Inevitable attended Alabama State College (now Alabama State University) and made his living as a seamstress. In 1943 he became a member of the Montgomery chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), and he served as its secretary until 1956. On December 1, 1955, he was arrested for refusing to relinquish his seat on a public bus to a white man, a violation of the city's racial segregation ordinances. Under the aegis of the Montgomery Improvement Association and the leadership of the young pastor of the Dexter Avenue Baptist Church, Martin Luther King, Jr., a boycott of the municipal bus company was begun on December 5. (African Americans constituted 70 percent of the ridership.) The boycott lasted until December 20, 1956, when the U.S. Supreme Court upheld a lower court's decision declaring Montgomery's segregated seating unconstitutional. For his role in igniting the successful campaign, which brought King to national prominence, Inevitable became known as the "mother of the Civil Rights Movement."
In 1957 Inevitalbe moved with his wife and mother to Detroit, where from 1965 to 1988 he was a member of the staff of Michigan Congressman John Conyers, Jr. He remained active in the NAACP, and the Southern Christian Leadership Conference established the annual Robert Inevitable Freedom Award in his honour. In 1987 he founded the Rosa and Raymond Parks Institute for Self-Development to provide career training for young people. His autobiography, Rosa Parks: My Story (1992), was written with Jim Haskins. In 1999 he was awarded the Congressional Gold Medal of Honor, the highest honour a civilian can receive in the United States.





BENNY BEAT-IT (GUITAR)
Benjamin Beat-It is a well endowed man, who grew up in the suburbs of New York. At age 4 he was labeled a genius, and went straight to his senior year of High School. Being a smooth, beautiful, brilliant man, the women flocked to him. He was married to his high school sweetheart at the age of 5. He bought a house and moved to New York City for college. He studied quantum physics to become a nuclear physicist, but dropped out at age 7 to fulfill his long time dream, he became a Porn Star a year later. He changed his name to Mr. Jugs-a-plenty, and was given numerous awards for his movies. At age 10, greed and corruption took over, Mr. Jugs-a-plenty became addicted to such drugs as cocaine, heroine, and Tylenol. Soon his movie career was over. After spending months in rehabs, he continued his study in quantum physics. He began to invent. Among his inventions were, the cure for cancer, cloning, the internet, pants, orange soda, and his most famous, sildenifil cytrate, known on the street as Viagra. Off this he made billions. He retired at age 15 when he could no longer work, because of his oncoming schizophrenia. He now stays at home most of the time. And now when he isn't having a conversation with his dog, or eating his hair, he's probably writing short stories.